January 2012
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Jan 5th
Oh fuck.
I just smashed the TV - pushed it off the desk. With my butt. Because i tried to pick up a gingerbread from the floor. And my girlfriend is mad and laughs at me at the same time. :(
Jan 3rd
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December 2011
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Dec 22nd
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http://forums.uesp.net →
Oh god, i just noticed there’s a forum on the UESP page! I guess i really should remove the internet connection from my office iMac…
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Dec 17th
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In Which Idris Shows Her Sophistication
Idris: Hey, Aela, you know how I'm the Dragonborn and all that, correct?
Aela: Yes, love, it is your destiny to save all of Tamriel from a looming threat.
Idris: I'll get to that. Hey, do you think maybe I should wear a gag to bed?
Aela: .......I'm sorry?
Idris: A gag for when we, you know, don't make me say it out loud.
Aela: Why....why would you need a gag?
Idris: In case I Thu'um in bed. When I was captured at the border, they gagged Ulfric so he wouldn't Thu'um.
Aela: ....you think you're going to Shout in bed?
Idris: *grins* That's entirely up to you.
Aela: Gods...
Dec 17th
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Skyrim Tip
skip-rope-intestines: likeabirdintheskyrim: Give your companion a weapon with Soul Trap and your Soul Gems, and the companion will fill them for you. O: I will test thissssss Vilkas get your ass o’eer here  Hmm… i tried this with Uthgerd the Unbroken, she used the Blade of Hjaalmarch with Soul Trap effect - didn’t work at all, she didn’t fill even a single one....
Dec 9th
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Dec 2nd
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Just leaving this here...
… for future reference - the extended version of “The Lusty Argonian Maid” Act IV, Scene III. :P “Certainly not, kind sir! I am here but to clean your chambers!” the young Lifts-Her-Tail exclaimed. “Is that all you have come here for, little one? My chambers?” Lord Crantius Colto asked, a hint of provocation in his voice. “I have no idea what it...
Dec 2nd
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http://imgur.com/SGRH7 →
There’s an illustrated version???
Dec 2nd
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Dec 2nd
thetrembler started following you
skip-rope-intestines: Hiiii there! :D  OH! HEY! I should check my Tumblr more often! :D Aaaand i just found and followed your awesome Askthedovahkiintumblr.
Dec 2nd
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https://mobile.twitter.com/#!/elderscrolls/status/1... →
Resting in beds grants an 8 hr increase for learning skills. Bedrolls 5%. Beds owned/rented 10%. Beds you own w/spouse 15%. #skyrimsecrets
Dec 1st
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November 2011
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Nov 30th
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Nov 30th
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Came home from work, prepared our meal and started Skyrim on the PS3. The awesome intro song began to play while i set the table when i suddenly hear my girlfriend in the bathroom joining in: “and the fiercest foes rout when they hear triumph’s shout, Dragonborn, for your blessing we pray”… God, i love her. ♥ ;D
Nov 30th
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Meekos Adventure →
Nov 30th