Aww cute - a Dovahkiin Minecraft skin.

Aww cute - a Dovahkiin Minecraft skin.

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dithymia:

HAHAHAHAHAHA. Well fuck, I’ll never be able to get in like that.

dithymia:

HAHAHAHAHAHA. Well fuck, I’ll never be able to get in like that.

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skip-rope-intestines:

auxiliumdare:

lukethreepwood:

modmad:

nicecleanfight:

potter muppet pals

Fuck I nearly burst out laughing and we’re in the middle of srs bsns class.

Every one quit, we’ve found the winner of the internet.

((osdknlbsdfb))

O… omg…

skip-rope-intestines:

auxiliumdare:

lukethreepwood:

modmad:

nicecleanfight:

potter muppet pals

Fuck I nearly burst out laughing and we’re in the middle of srs bsns class.

Every one quit, we’ve found the winner of the internet.

((osdknlbsdfb))

O… omg…

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Yay, i just found my Saint Nicholas Day present!! :D

Yay, i just found my Saint Nicholas Day present!! :D

First snow! How i hate it.
Now quick home and cosy up at the fireplace.

First snow! How i hate it.

Now quick home and cosy up at the fireplace.

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.. then he took an arrow in the knee. (He deserved it for this movie.)

.. then he took an arrow in the knee. (He deserved it for this movie.)

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Just leaving this here…

… for future reference - the extended version of “The Lusty Argonian Maid” Act IV, Scene III. :P

“Certainly not, kind sir! I am here but to clean your chambers!” the young Lifts-Her-Tail exclaimed.

“Is that all you have come here for, little one? My chambers?” Lord Crantius Colto asked, a hint of provocation in his voice.

“I have no idea what it is you imply, master. I am but a poor Argonian maid.”

“So you are, my dumpling. And a good one at that. Such strong legs and shapely tail.”

“You embarrass me, sir!”

“Fear not. You are safe here with me.”

“I must finish my cleaning, sir. The mistress will have my head if I do not!”

“Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my spear.”

Lifts-Her-Tail’s eyes went wide in surprise as her master began unbuttoning his linen trousers, which fell into a pool of cloth at his feet.

“It’s huge!” Lifts-Her-Tail exclaimed, mesmerized by the ten inches that had begun to harden before her. “It could take me all night,” the young Argonian said provocatively, flashing her lord an innocent grin.

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